You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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