Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Come back. Shots need mouths.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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