ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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