you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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