we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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