i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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