Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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