Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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