You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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