Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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