I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
handjob tips. give me some.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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