Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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