People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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