I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
where are my eyebrows?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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