can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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