I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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