But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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