Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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