what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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