Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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