Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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