I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
