think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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