is your mom at the bar?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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