he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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