she woke up with a sticky ear
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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