question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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