they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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