He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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