So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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