So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
even my farts smell like vagina
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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