It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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