Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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