If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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