I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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