Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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