I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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