Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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