oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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