I hope mine doesn't look like that
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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