watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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