so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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