i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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