If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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