yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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