You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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