you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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