let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You are the jesus of drinking
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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