so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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