It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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