It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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