He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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