Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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