hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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