I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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