Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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