just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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